My hair is doing a Matt Smith thingy today.

miketooch:

missmowz:

ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!!!

IF ANOTHER GIRL SAYS TO YOU “LET’S BE FRIENDS” DON’T LISTEN! IT’S A TRICK!

“LET’S BE FRIENDS” IS A CAREFULLY CODED SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! OBSERVE:

LET’S BE FRIENDS

LESBEFRENDS

LESBEENS

LESBIANS

OMG

WATCH OUT THEY JUST WANT TO SWAY YOU OFF THE PATH OF GOD!!!

He Looks like when Michael Cera had a mustache.

queerpong:

life would be so much cooler if buttholes were shaped like these

aarontveit:

aarontveit:

idk if you guys have “buddy shots” at your school but it’s basically like yearbook pictures you can take with your friends and i just found one from the 9th grade and me and these two other girls took one with our history professor and we are all dressed like lumberjacks holding stacks of frozen pancakes and for the life of me i cannot remember why……

you think i’m joking…..

My grandpa wears Stetsons because he thinks they are cool.

The cashier comments on something I or someone else is buying and then nearly shouting “Shut your Whore mouth Shannon!

alanmic:

Hyrule Historia is coming to the USA!

Spread the word! Rejoice in the news!